Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Adam Sandler - Stan The Man

Adam Sandler - Stan The Man Tube. Duration : 2.55 Mins.


Okay, so I have big big big love for The Sandman. Seen nearly every one of his films, and got all his CDs :) I'll upload some more of his songs later, perhaps with lyrics. - Dan ♥ Born in 1935 in Brooklyn, New York The son of Anna and Phil At 19 years old he married my mother Judy And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale's bill Right away they started on a family Three smart kids popped out of Mom's tummy But then one steamy night Dad forgot to wear his raincoat Nine months later out came the dummy Dad was 6 foot 2 and 250 pounds And as sweet as he was strong He was also known to be pretty well-endowed But, believe me, he didn't pass that one along Yeah, Stan the Man was my hero With a golf swing that made men cry He'd take their money and put it in his top dresser drawer Then I'd steal it so I could get high But he...beat that habit...out of me... So, Dad, thanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johnny Carson Thanks for swimming with me at Livingston Park Thanks for telling me to always punch a kid in the face If he made an anti-Semitic remark And say "hi" to both my grandmas and grandpas Tell my dog Meatball I miss him so But most importantly, Dad, take advantage of being in heaven And go bang Marilyn Monroe Mom said...it's cool...just wear a raincoat... Oh, Stan the Man was my hero Still is and always will be 'Cause he didn't give too much a crap about nothin' Except loving his family Whoa, Stan...the Man...is gone...but will always live on...

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